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A Metacritic score of 94% makes Gears of War by Epic Games the top ranked Xbox360 game.

It also received 94% from IGN who said: “…the solid AI is performing flanking maneuvers, advancing and retreating, and executing the very basics of armed combat. As you are ducking behind a tree, waiting for an enemy to reload, it’s not hard to imagine that the idea for Gears and its cover system was born in the heat of a paintball game.”

Watch the the excellent trailer featuring a haunting “Gary Jules” cover of the “Tears for Fears” song “Mad World” which was originally used in the film “Donnie Darko”:

“No tomorrow, no tomorrow,
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad,
The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had”

I went to a doctor and it was like
you should take this and this and this
and that’ll stop that runny nose of yours
Well why don’t I wait for my natural immune system to take over the virus and kill it?
Oh. Oh well I guess you could do that, but here’s a prescription just in case.

Yeah bullshit. Do you realise how many side effects there are?
I swear to God one said “Side effects may include hallucinations”
I’d rather have the runny nose
Fine, I may have some snot on my upper lip
but at least I’m not seeing Elvis in my refridgerator!

Foamy by Jonathan Ian Mathers

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be sploitz.

Stop TK’ing, you fag!!!11!!

I might be white to the naked eye
But I’m gonna be black ’til the day I die

Sequential Pictures

A champion at D&D
MC Escher that’s my favourite MC

I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

The only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realise she’s very plain

There’s no time for sin and vice
livin’ in an Amish paradise

On my knees day and night
scoring points for the afterlife

The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than China town

When I walk out to get my mail
it measures on the Richter scale

My shadow weighs a 42 pounds

This fucker’s acting up like a troubled child on crack! (0:06)

This fucking operating system is as unstable as Charles Manson (0:37)

Foamy by Jonathan Ian Mathers