Seinfeld on actors and awards
I don’t know why we’re so fascinated with actors in this culture. They haven’t had a thought in their stupid bedhead hairdo mini brains. Why? We must honour this man!’ Why? He pretended to be Bob Johnson! He’s a genius I tell you, it’s genius what he’s doing!Playing dress up and pretend is not genius, ladies and gentlemen. It’s not genius. Roll the cameras, put on these clothes, stand there, ready - say what we told you to say!
Fantastic! He did it! Give this man a huge golden trophy, he’s a god damned genius. Walking down the red carpet in these ridiculous outfits like they’re Senators from Krypton, it’s just so stupid.