Foamy - Drugs


I went to a doctor and it was like
you should take this and this and this
and that’ll stop that runny nose of yours
Well why don’t I wait for my natural immune system to take over the virus and kill it?
Oh. Oh well I guess you could do that, but here’s a prescription just in case.

Yeah bullshit. Do you realise how many side effects there are?
I swear to God one said “Side effects may include hallucinations”
I’d rather have the runny nose
Fine, I may have some snot on my upper lip
but at least I’m not seeing Elvis in my refridgerator!

Foamy by Jonathan Ian Mathers

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