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I might be white to the naked eye
But I’m gonna be black ’til the day I die

Sequential Pictures

A champion at D&D
MC Escher that’s my favourite MC

I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

The only question I ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realise she’s very plain

There’s no time for sin and vice
livin’ in an Amish paradise

On my knees day and night
scoring points for the afterlife

The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than China town

When I walk out to get my mail
it measures on the Richter scale

My shadow weighs a 42 pounds